Daddy Man: What was your favorite part about the circus?
Brown and Blue: The elephant poop!

Blue: What are you watching?
Me: Star Trek Into Darkness
Blue: I don’t even know what that is. And it’s weird.

Blue opens a birthday present and it’s a pack of two telescoping pens, just like the ones they are always borrowing from their great-grandpa.
Brown: That’s not a present! That’s office supplies!

Blue: I want to go to DisneyLand and DisneyWorld someday, but I think they should build a Disney Universe here in Wichita. That would be awesome. Like Glove Universe on Spongebob.

Blue sees a Frozen on DVD commercial and loses his marbles.
Me: I thought you were too cool for princess-y stuff now.
Blue: Frozen isn’t princess-y, Mom! It’s sister-y!!

Is there anything better than kid selfies!?